Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters xxx funny or true xxx sorry men xxx?
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man’s mind wander – it’s too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well – they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same – they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don’t make fools of men – most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal…
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Philip G said,
December 12, 2008 @ 10:10 pm
LOL ******************************************* FOR YOU!
beach answerer said,
December 15, 2008 @ 1:27 pm
I like the 2nd one… my husband is mad that I spent $200 shopping today so when he walked outside I locked the door….
debra k said,
December 15, 2008 @ 1:54 pm
This is Outstanding! I’m Writing these suggestions for my 17 year old daughter! LOL!!! She can pin it on the wall of her bedroom!
cats said,
December 17, 2008 @ 3:07 pm
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
sweetbajanass said,
December 19, 2008 @ 4:13 pm
# 3 and # 4 are the best . Good one
brezzia_18 said,
December 21, 2008 @ 9:35 pm
Pretty funny, Lol
Black said,
December 25, 2008 @ 3:10 am
Very very interesting and so funny as well.
Raindrops said,
December 27, 2008 @ 3:34 am
LOL they are true.
§Sparkle§ said,
December 27, 2008 @ 10:42 pm
I don’t have a daughter but I will keep them for myself cos those are very funny. lol